Dizzy Patterson

It's been a while, hasn't it?

2011-07-13T16:49:00.002-04:00

Ever since Portal 2, the voice in my head that helps me think is the voice of Wheatley.
I've been spending my internet days on eBay looking for lab coats, jumpsuits, and Aperture Laboratories merchandise. I've developed a new love for science. I'm even learning how to play the keyboard!
Fan made movies and artwork, fan fictions and machinima is what I'm into these days. Crash Bandicoot, Half-Life, but most of all, Portal.
I wanna paint my bedroom electric blue, with grey at the bottom. I want it to look like some laboratory off of something Sci-Fi.

Though, I'm not a big fan of cake... I want the cake off of Portal for my birthday!

A brilliant Idea for World Domination

2011-01-20T22:22:00.003-05:00

Famous people have money and can influence their country (or world). Money +/- Popularity = power.
I've noticed that somebody on YouTube can do something like, a whole channel just for a particular video game/movie series for walkthroughs and/or parodies, remixes, etc. and people who like that video game/movie will be like "OMG another fan!", "Oh, I love this music remix they did of that one song that came from the OST!", "Finally, another Sparta Mix of (put something ridiculous here)!" For example, Crash Bandicoot. I found a channel that was all Crash Bandicoot. The person would do the unnecessary censorship of cutscenes (those were HILARIOUS, btw.)they had some music remixes from music from the games, even had a comic-book-video thing based off the games (convincing and realistic) and even made their own music for the fallen heroes...excuse me... VILLAINS... that Activision screwed up in the later games... as a memorial RIP thing for the original and classic characters.
Whoa, I'm getting off topic. Anyways, I felt like, "Hey, this person is cool. Instead of spending hours just staring at a picture of a character on YouTube like the rest of us, they are making their own videos and putting their own humorous spin on it... it's almost like it's targeting a particular group of people... a group of crash fans..."
It may be wrong in the eyes of YouTube to put up video game footage that is remixed, but MAN do the people love it!

My evil plan to gain YouTube popularity: Pick some part of pop culture thing I like, I might go with a video game, and just make videos of that. It's just as evil as those Activia commercials, targeting women to eat their ugly yogurt. When I climb that ladder of popularity amongst the (insert a series of video games here)fans, I shall have total control over them! And I'll do that for other video games! Even more! Before they know it, they will be a fan of a fan, and once they are, I will show them my original work that has absolutely nothing to do with Crash Bandicoot or Resident Evil. Like it or not, they WILL all see it, and it WILL get me a record deal/ give me a career in video making-stuff!

INGENIOUS!

Though I totally doubt this plan will work, it is worth a shot. It does seem kind of unreasonable, now that I think of it... Yeah, I don't expect this to work at all. But I'll do it for the heck of it anyways! For de fun!

My printer has a mind of it's own- AWESOME!

2010-12-26T05:50:00.002-05:00

Instructions were: Power the printer, stick paper in it, stick ink in it. Before I could even plug it into the computer (I still haven't, it didn't even come with a USB cable) It printed out MORE INSTRUCTIONS! How!? HOW!? The only thing it was plugged into was the wall!

Dream Log

2010-11-20T23:31:00.002-05:00

I've had a document on my computer titled "Dream Log". I have like, three entries in it so far, but the first entry was back in August! I can't get into the habit of updating it regularly!
Anyways, I have the Dream Log document and I also write down my dreams in a journal.It's so disorganized, yo. I think, maybe, I'll use the LiveJournal for my public dream log thing.

A bar of soap healing leg cramps?

2010-11-11T05:35:00.002-05:00

I have no idea how I found it out, but somewhere I heard that somebody put a bar of soap in their bedsheets. When they went to bed, their "Charlie horse episode" never happened. I seriously don't see any science behind this...?
Anyways, I don't have leg cramps and I've never had a charlie horse in my life (yet) but I slept with a bar of soap nearby, and the weirdest thing happened... I actually got up to the alarm clock, instead of pushing snooze 12 times. Wowzers!

Discovering something I already new, but forgot

2010-11-07T09:18:00.002-05:00

I was at Jenna's house the 5th of November though the 7th, and Jenna was on an old- VERY OLD website that she had for her club-thing. Then, we realized that her old website was connected to my old website. So, I check out my old website, and saw my old Livestream channel.
Most of the stuff on that Livestream channel was for this club-thing Jenna and I had, but I'm pretty impressed with my video making skills, even back then in '09. The club-thing, however, was a horrible idea and an unorganized mess, and nobody checked it out or joined anyways. I've just gave up on that idea.
Anyways, I think that I'll delete that Livestream channel (along with the old website) and work on a new one (not along with a website.) It'll be like, my YouTube videos and stuff, playing over and over 24/7.

Collaborations?

2010-10-22T21:09:00.002-04:00

A friend phoned me and we were having a normal conversation; talking about The Sims and Mercenaries 2. My friend hasn't ever played or seen The Sims 3, SO he asked me to make a video(s) of what's all in The Sims 3, including Sims' hobbies, glitches, custom content and lots of other new features. So, I said that I might do that.
About 30 minutes later, the topic of Mercenaries 2 was brought up and I started singing the theme. It all escalated to me playing the theme on piano whilst singing along with two other people over the phone. The thought came about that we all should start doing YouTube videos.
I'm not much on teamwork, but I'll try it and see if "collaboration" is my "style".

I sense a lack of communication

2010-10-21T03:54:00.002-04:00

It's Fall Break and I'm blogging at around 03:55.
None of the people I've subscribed to on YouTube has any recent videos, I have no new emails, and Nobody I know is online. For some reason, this internet world feels like, some abandoned... place.
I guess the only thing left to do now is to watch my "Resident Evil" playlist, where I have videos of other people playing the whole game. It's great, really, because it's like a movie.

My collection of albums is complete!

2010-10-18T23:28:00.004-04:00

I just got in the mail today Gorillaz D-Sides. This completes my collection of albums and b-sides.
I have: Gorillaz, G Sides, Laika Come Home, Demon Days, D-Sides, and Plastic Beach.
Yet I do not have every song. I will start buying the singles soon.

DDA Shirts for Sims!

2010-08-07T21:48:00.003-04:00

At my school, we all wear polos with the school's logo on it. I'm just sharing my school spirit with everyone.

Me? Making custom content?

2010-08-03T17:03:00.002-04:00

My The Sims 2 just came today. But you know what? Before I was even worried about playing it, I went straight to The Sims 2 Body Shop. Look at her eyes, dude. Just... look... at... her eyes...
Oh, and the hairstyle, I created that, too.

Ranting about horrible tutorials.

2010-07-30T06:22:00.002-04:00

I absolutely hate it when people make tutorials and they either don't know what they are doing or it's very low quality. Somebody tried to do a walkthrough for a game they haven't even played before, and quit not even halfway in it, but still posted it on YouTube.
I'm watching these horrible tutorials about The Sims 2 right now. The Sims 2 lets you record right on the game, but these "experts" use a video camera! If you're worried about the video capture in-game being low quality, then why not download a Hypercam? I got mine free! Or maybe get a tripod for the camera, OR just lay the camera on a flat surface!? Huh!? I can't tell what you are doing because you can't type in the cheat code and hold a camera still! See what you made me do, you made me go First-person to Second-person! (I still don't know the difference between those.)
Anyways, I get the feeling that these people know that it's horrible, they put it up, but disables all comments.

I explore the world of Custom Content...

2010-07-25T18:05:00.003-04:00

All thanks to The Sims 3's exchange, my Sims have more realistic eyes, realistic skintones, and Nike shoes! But finding Sims with custom content on the exchange is very hard. I have to make sure nothing came from an expansion pack, and that nothing came from TS3's store. My male sims can now wear high heels and girl t-shirts, I got a better selection of hairstyles, and now I have nose piercings and nail polish!

Two-day long headache

2010-06-24T07:32:00.002-04:00

I woke up 6/22 with a headache! Not only that, but a sore throat. Then really early this morning, I threw up vegie burgers. That was very unpleasant. I still have that headache now, but it's not as bad.

When I Stay Up

2010-06-02T06:12:00.002-04:00

After 22:00 my schedule of stuff goes like this:
22:00-00:00 Facebook-ing
00:00-04:00 YouTube-ing
04:01 Washes hands and face, while hearing music come from the windows
04:05 Eats a lot to calm down from freaking out from the music hallucination
04:15-06:00 Facebook-ing listening to music
06:00-07:00 Writes in Journal while hearing airplanes and somebody scratching their face, though nobody was there
07:00 Passes out, finally free from the hallucinations! Wonderful, sweet dreams of being at school!
09:00 Wakes up

Lack of sleep causes me to hear things. And it's terrifying! It's like, evil clown is coming to kill you, but he's in your head. If he's in your head, then you can't really run away from him, now can you?
I don't get tired till 06:00 and I wake up feeling not too tired, but not fully rested. But I can't sleep anymore. Not until the next time 07:00 comes.

That ice cream... It was possessed...

2010-05-24T22:36:00.003-04:00

A small tub of ice cream in under five minutes was not smart.
I'm lactose intolerant.
But that's not even the worse part...
...There was no toilet paper in the bathroom.

The best freaking thing I've done

2010-05-06T01:36:00.003-04:00

I'm still working on it, but I am working on mission: House Project. It will let you be able to tour and look around inside the house in my head. Go to http://www.jinxx.webs.com/ and it is under 'House Project'.
It has zombies! I love zombies. George Washington's even in it!

The house in my mind

2010-05-04T23:47:00.005-04:00

Is this an art project, or the result when you leave a kid with a computer with internet? Is this insanity, or is this just insanely cool?
I've told you before, that I go to my "happy place" in my head. Well, in this happy place I imagined myself a new house. Yes, I know, I know... It looks pretty scary to you. But just wait until I get more pictures from there. This first one is in the kitchen. As you can tell, that guy looking in the window is freaking out because he's camera shy.

I will make a photo album on my website later,

What would YOU call THIS?!

2010-05-02T01:00:00.000-04:00

I'm sitting here in my room at like 00:59 when I hear somebody repeatedly knocking on something, like my window, except it isn't so high-pitched and tappy sounding. I'm not really sure if it is at this house or a house close to here, or if I'm hearing things. I do tend to hear things like this.
Why am I asking you this anyways? Shouldn't this be on Yahoo Answers, and not Blogger?
Okay, now some less-creepy news... I can do this! ©!

Haircut and why am I green?

2010-04-28T21:19:00.000-04:00

A haircut recently. Yes, I'm green. Get over it.

Epic Fail! And random stuff that's usefull

2010-04-28T16:01:00.000-04:00

I'm sorry, I had to get on the computer. I can't live a week without internet. Well I could, but I'll go a little psycho in the head. Being a good person is too hard.
Anyways, I just ate five bowls of cereal. I like cereal. Only a certain kind though. Special K.
I am very tired. I am going to sleep for 17 hours tonight, then I want to see how long I can go without sleeping. One time I did that, and I started seeing things that weren't real.
Did you know that lack of sleep can cause symptoms of schizophrenia? It's true! It causes all kinda of different things, too, like dizziness (pun intended),
blurred vision, memory loss and nausea. Sound familiar? No? I have those things. Lack of sleep can even cause heart disease!

I will make myself change!

2010-04-19T16:34:00.000-04:00

I am going to try to be a better person. At least for the next 30 days.
I started today (Monday, April 19). It's only 13:37 and I think I'm off on the right track. I did a few chores that nobody asked for me to do. Like take the trash can back behind the porch and I cleaned the couches. And I make the coffee table look nice!
But I think that I can become a better person by not using the internet in my room. I'll come out here on a different computer, only to check mail and to be on this blog. I'm giving up soda for the next 30 days, too.

I just want to see what it would be like to be different I guess.

Oh no... Not Again!

2010-04-11T17:43:00.000-04:00

I'm insane. I just know it.
I got done talking to my friend Jenna (remember her?) and I closed the phone, watched a real funny YouTube video, and about after 30 seconds of silence I hear "Hello?"
It came from my phone! It's closed! It didn't ring, and it's not on silence mode, I didn't touch it for five minutes. Jenna was talking to me! What the heck!?
So I say, "What?"
"You called. What do you want?"
"I didn't call, I haven't touched the phone since you called me. Do you know that my phone is closed as we speak?!"
"What! So I just started talking?!"
"Yes!"

I don't know if this is real or not, but my mind says it happened. These types of things happen all the time to me! This is like "The Mannequin Conspiracy," "Haunted Cell Phone," "Headset-to-kill" stories all mixed into one! And many more! I'll later explain all of those stories, but now I'm worried about my phone! Screw the phone! I'm worried about my mental health! And I swear, if I ask Jenna about this later and she says, "What? I don't remember any of this happening," I am gonna snap!

Paint skills are improving!

2010-04-11T14:16:00.000-04:00

Hey Mom! Look what they made me do! I don't have those fancy Paintshop stuff, all I have is Paint. This is a "portrait" of my imaginary friend, Paula! You know, I talk about her all the time! I used The Sims 3 to make a sim as a guide, but that's about it. It took me only an hour to do that.

Ads By Google

2010-04-08T18:59:00.000-04:00

Ads by Google kinda scare me. But the kind that scare me the most is the ones on this site. I just got done finishing my last post, I look back at it, and there were ads that said things like "Easy Vertigo Exercises," "Headache Relief," and "Tips for getting rid of nausea."
Over the past three days I've been experiencing these types of things. How would Google know? I haven't talked about this on here before until now. I don't know if this is coincidence or not. When I publish this post we'll see what it says next.

My journey on Yahoo Profiles

2010-04-08T18:36:00.000-04:00

Celebrities have thousands of friends, connections, and followers. I am not a celebrity, and so I do not have thousands of friends, connections, nor followers.
I don't know exactly what I'll be famous for, but I will be famous one day. And to start my Yahoo Profile "Adventure", I am making a bunch of fake profiles and adding them as friends. Yes, I'm that friendless. But I do think that doing this will help in the future. Because If random people start adding my fake people, then I'm going to add the random people to mine.
Y'know, I don't even think anybody reads this.
So, for my fake people, I jumped onto The Sims 3 and started taking pictures of people.

I would do anything to be 10 years old forever.

2010-03-30T13:57:00.000-04:00

But I guess I'll live in my imaginary world until then.

Haunted cell phone

2010-03-29T11:07:00.000-04:00

I'm not telling you the day and time, but I will tell you it was on a weekend. A restricted phone number was calling and every time they called, my phone shut off and back on.
Weird stuff was happening, well according to Jo Ann. Something about two cats or something. I just ignore her.
Oh well. I get another call from RESTRICTED and answered it. It was Becky pushing *67. But that doesn't explain why my phone kept turning on and off. My phone was fully charged.

You are probably wondering how I took care of the situation. I just played "Ghost Train" by Gorillaz. That's a wonderful song.

The Carrot Cake Show

2010-03-18T17:02:00.000-04:00

I have been having fun making all three of The Carrot Cake Shows. I have a picture that has the protagonist/antagonist Penelope Xtra-Jealous #9 (X-J9) with a friend of mine.
In the meantime, watch The Carrot Cake Shows on my YouTube.

Water Issues- not this again!

2010-02-17T05:13:00.000-05:00

My water at my house tasted funky, until now. It had a weird taste, and it kinda smelt of bleach. It doesn't now.
Last summer (2009) I was at Highland Estates, walking to the park, and then all the sudden BAM my foot was embedded in all kinds of crap- literally. Apparently, some of the trailer park's sewage goes somewhere, and ends up at the park (playground area where little children play at) and there is like a huge puddle of green and brown. My sis Jo hunts for frogs there. I asked her "How can a frog live in this?" They apparently just get used to it and becomes a mutant monster or something. You wouldn't even notice it and walk right into it.
The rest of the sewage, and yes I am assuming, goes into a lake right beside Highland Estates. Nobody really sees it because it is in the small woods.

I've had my share of weird water stories. Washing my hands with what smelt like gas, getting sick after walking into a river.

So yeah.

Music Experiment

2010-02-15T13:08:00.000-05:00

Lets say you don't like what's popular today. You rarely listen to the radio. Lets use me as an example.
I like 90's music. Alice in Chains, the Offspring, etc.
And the reason of that is because that is the music I grew up with. 90's music reminds me of the "good ol' days".
Now I am in 7th grade at an expeditionary school. We go on field trips just about everyday. Used to anyways.
And when we go on field trips, the bus driver always plays music I absolutely hate. But the field trips are always fun.
So even though I hate popular music, and it makes my attitude drop, when I hear that stupid Gaga song, it reminds me of fun I used to have.

This serves as a lesson. And that lesson is that you shouldn't hate music because of how it sounds. You should hate it for what it reminds you of.

So I'm done criticizing music.

I washed my hands...with gas?

2010-02-14T21:59:00.000-05:00

There was something wrong at that skating place. The water, when it turned on...smelt like...gas? And, it tasted kinda...weird. You know how at a parking lot, that rainbow colored stuff that comes from cars? I saw that in the water. My hands are incredibly dry. Why did this happen to ME?

Untitled? Is that an option?

2010-02-11T18:23:00.000-05:00

Man I miss the old days.
When I listen to Gorillaz D-Sides, it reminds me of back when I use to stay up to talk to friends on the computer, and blog, and email and all that stuff while I listened to Gorillaz. Hongkongaton especially.
I want it to be summer already, so I could do that again. Oh well. When the new album Plastic Beach comes out I'll occupy myself with that until then.
And the Sims :)

I'm mad at the TV people. They took my music away!

2010-02-09T17:28:00.000-05:00

I usually have my TV set to the "Lithium-90's Grunge" music channel. I wake up today with an ear infection and that channel along with some of my other favorites are gone! A thing called "Reality Bites" took its place, and the music they play on it's horrible! I don't know if this is temporary or not, but I'm mad.

A New Start- I'm Moving!

2010-01-29T22:16:00.000-05:00

Not many people know this, but when I'm stressed out I go to this "Happy Place" (sometimes referred to Imagine Land, as by Peter Griffin) and mine is called Terryaki Yoko (That is how I spell it). I used to live in a really big house, but now I'm moving into another house.

I've been Rick Rolled!

2010-01-29T20:44:00.000-05:00

I knew it was a bad decision to tell Jenna about JacksFilms on YouTube.
She sent me a link to a video of Rick Astley, but said it was an article on midgets!

Because Dizzy (I) cares about you, you should be warned-

Do never, EVER click on links that have been emailed or IM'd to you unless you are sure what it is.

Friends don't let friends Rick Roll each other.

Can fire be fun?

2010-01-17T01:04:00.000-05:00

I was at Jenna H.'s house on 1/16/10 and at around 1 am noticed that a house a few doors down was on fire. I didn't see the fire, but there sure was a lot of smoke, and the fire truck's light went all cool-looky with it. So we went to the park, swung a little, and went back home. We got some video footage too!

Big house, big headache

2009-12-30T10:04:00.000-05:00

Every time I make a really big house, I get bored trying to furnish it. I just want to play with my sims, But I already started on my house and now I got a really big headache.
My house is five floors big, with three basements. I only have two people that is going to live there. Well, another is on the way. Though I do think that I could make good use of the basements...
Maybe I can invite people over and start killing them, or imprison them in a room.

Thanks a lot to people who gave me cheat codes

2009-12-27T07:54:00.000-05:00

Yes, you're supposed to read the title like its sarcastic, because it is. There is a dead body on my sims' yard and its all their fault.
I did a cheat code I looked up and made a pizza guy live at my house. He was invisible or something. So I got tired of playing the invisible pizza dude and decided to kill him using another cheat. Well then the Grim Reaper came, and he couldn't find the pizza guy, and he wouldn't move. I thought that if I got another NPC (Non-playable Character) living at my house and kill her, that Grim would just forget about the pizza guy. So I did kill the other person, but Grim still isn't moving, so now there is a dead body in front of my house, AND an invisible ghost somewhere in my house, and I'm mad.
Oh yeah, and now I can't go to Edit Town to change active households. "You cannot enter Edit Town when a sim in your household is dying."

Grr...

The Sims 3

2009-12-22T17:11:00.000-05:00

I got The Sims 3 for my birthday, which was way back in August. I love it. But today I had to uninstall it because it wasn't working right. And the case is at Cathy's house, so I'm going to have to wait to reinstall it.
grr.

Day number...(lost count) of Summer!

2009-07-29T03:55:00.000-04:00

Lately I've been playing The Sims 2 for Playstation 2. Everybody thinks that's pointless, but I play it anyways.
I think that the situations that my Sims are in are interesting- A very rich man named Noel is living in a mansion underwater and is getting attacked by ghosts right now. I think he deserves it. Another sim, Penelope, was stargazing one night and got abducted by aliens.
The Sims 2 has good music on it... It has "Late Again" by MxPx, "Pressure" by Paramore, "Take Me Home Please" by Reggie and The Full Effect, but my favorites are "Suddenly" by Ryan Furguson and "Like Light To The Flies" by Trivium.
I would tell you to buy The Sims 2, but The Sims 3 is out now. I don't own the Sims 3, so I shouldn't tell you to buy it. But I will anyways... BUY THE SIMS 3!!!
I heard that the Sims 3 is okay, but the review peoples said that you should buy it if you have $50 to waste.
In conclusion, I say play the Sims. You build houses, design clothes, and customize everything!

Day #2 of Summer Vacation

2009-05-28T10:39:00.000-04:00

We are out of school and I need to think about how I should spend my summer...
I want to walk around, but only when it's dark. That way people wont have to look at me AND I won't be burning up because the sun.
But inside the house, I just want to draw comics, which I don't even have the right paper for! That makes me SO mad when blue lines are in the way. It gets very distracting. I bought some REAL drawing paper at CVS but it fell apart right after I opened it. Why does everything have to be so cheap?

Another Boring Day...

2009-04-20T00:26:00.000-04:00

Oh, gosh. There isn't really anything to blog about. It's been forever since last time I logged on here. Hmm... Nope, nothing. So, I guess I'll get back on here when I get something worth talking about.
-Dizzy